I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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