I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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