I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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