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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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