gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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