I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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