Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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