sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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