Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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