there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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