He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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