Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I could fuck to npr.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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