You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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