i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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