I'm going to jail i love you
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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