Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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