I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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