So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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