so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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