Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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