i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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