In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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