she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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