I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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