Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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