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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes