All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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