So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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