it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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