how can u be prego again
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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