I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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