I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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