I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We were destined to go to rehab together
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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