VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
