also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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