Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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