we made out on top of his cat.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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