he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My pussy is not your playground.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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