yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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