i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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