So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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