why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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