Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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