I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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