I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys