Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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