I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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