Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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