the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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