How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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