babies were throwing up all over the place
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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