And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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