I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
operation harelip BJ is a go
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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