Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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