Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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