Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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